2013 had a number of really
impressive movies and then there were those movies we came about which
simply left us in awe at how horrible they were. With so many terrible
movies to pick from, I’ve managed to select my worst 15 movies for the
year which as usual some would have qualms with while some might agree
with.
Check out the movies below and let other readers know which movie you think was the worst movie released this year.
The Purge
This would-be horror-thriller movie which stars Ethan Hawke and Game Of Thrones actress
Lena Headey has a very weak storyline which would prompt you to ask
yourself “Is that all?” once the closing credits starts rolling.
Identity Thief
Despite the efforts of Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy to make this
one a funny and interesting movie, Identity thief ends up being a waste
of time and a terrible selection if you’re looking for a movie with
scenes that would make you laugh.
RED 2
I never thought i would say this, but RED 2 was awful. The first one was
amazing which is why the idea of a sequel was welcoming. However they
managed to mess up the script while trying to top the first movie and
even the experienced actors (returning and new) couldn’t make this one
worth watching a second time.
The Family
The Family is one of those movies that you could keep under the section
“Time for bed” because this would-be action/comedy mafia themed film
won’t disappoint at making you fall asleep.
Bullet to the Head
Sylvester Stallone loves starring in action movies and most of the time
those movies come out alright. However this one doesn’t hit that mark.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has been describe by some as the man to call
when you need to make people love your movies and give it the necessary
boost. 5 clones of Johnson couldn’t have saved this movie which kept
moving from one silly scene to other.
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger had a good storyline however everything they had to
offer in this movie could have been done in 50mins. Rather they decided
to bore viewers with unnecessary scenes and dialogue and in the process
increased the running time of the movie to over 140mins which will make
you tired and annoyed by the time the movie comes to an end.
A Haunted House
Marlon Wayans is a good chap and could be amusing once in a while.
However his spoof of movies like Paranormal Activity – A Haunted Mansion
will irritate and annoy you rather than make you smile or succeed at
making you laugh.
Runner Runner
A dull slow movie starring Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake which is
predictable from the minute you read the synopsis. The acting doesn’t
help either as most times it looks like the actors would rather be
laughing than for them to be delivering their own lines.
Jack the Giant Slayer
Good actors, good director but a bad script which is what killed this movie making it silly and forgettable.
Scary Movie 5
These guys need that fictional “Chill Pill” and should stop with the
Scary Movie franchise already. Now it just looks like they’re trying to
top the immediate past ones in terms of breaking new levels of being
terrible.
The Host
With the success of the Twilight franchise which was adapted from
Stephenie Meyer’s novels, The Host (also written by her) was eyed by
certain people as that next big thing. Unfortunately for them the
reverse was the case as The Host is a laughable attempt at creating
another hit.
Atlantic Rim
Supposed to be some sort of spoof of Pacific Rim, this movie from Jared
Cohn should be wiped from everywhere it exists to avoid torturing more
people.
R.I.P.D
This movie adaptation starring Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds has just one to describe it – TERRIBLE!!!
After Earth
Just when i was beginning to think M. Night Shyamalan could direct a new
hit movie After Earth comes out. The Sci-Fi movie is merely an advert
where Will Smith tries to sell his son Jaden Smith to the World as a
real star. Unfortunately for the trio (Shyamalan and the Smiths), this
one has too many things wrong with it and ends up being unarguably the
worst movie of the year for many movie lovers.
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